THESE FUCKING BED BUGS ARE DRIVING ME INSANE!

Dude these goddamn bed bugs are totally tormenting me. I'm beyond pissed off with them. I've tried every trick in the book to eliminate them, but they just won't leave. It's driving me crazy. I can't rest without thinking about them. This is completely out of control. I'm at my wit's end. I need to take action before they eat me alive. Perhaps

I swear I'm at my wit's end with these/those/them darn bed bugs. They're like/sucking the life out of/infesting my whole apartment and I just can't seem to get rid of them/the little critters/this infestation. I've tried everything/all sorts of things/pretty much every home remedy under the sun, but they keep coming back/it's like they're multiplyi